It’s time for another round of “What are they looking for?” where I search through my stats because obviously, I have nothing better to do… and I need content for NaBloPoMo…
yes, I need a life. (Admitting it is the first step…)
so here we go…
random questions
yup! i’m full of them!
God bag
Everyone should have one… I have one. It’s the bag that I keep all my church stuff in… I got it for free at the Whole Woman Day conference that I went to with my friend Lisa in April…
i’m a work in progress
yeah, me too… isn’t it great? You know when I worked at Kroger when I was younger, I had to wear a button that said “I’m new and improving”… sometimes, I feel that I should pull that button back out…
it took him just a week
a week to do what?
100 things all children should do
let me start with just a few…
clean
not smart off
not be embarrassed by their parents
clean
get good grades
not grow up too fast
sca president 5th grade
if you were looking for campaign ideas, sorry you didn’t find them here… he didn’t even make the ballot… but he would’ve made a heckofa president….
bring sanity back to my life
not sure i can help you, but if you figure it out, let me know
embarrassing thong story
i have one…do you?
heather doing more than laundry
ok, look…. if i get just the laundry done i feel like a winner of a mother…. let’s not push it….
hottest glasses wearer
sure, that’s me… 
leaf sucker upper
ok, seriously? i really thought i was the only one who called them this… obviously there are more of us out there!
mom’s letter of resignation
there is one? might i get a copy of that? i want to keep that on hand, just in case….
now i know my a-b-c’s
GOOD JOB!!!! I think I have a sticker and sucker around here somewhere for you….
prayer for parents sanity
NEED IT!!!! (and I’m sure my mom would like it as well!)
resignation from mcdonald’s letter
if fast food is still that same as it was when i worked in it so many, many years ago, I’m thinking no letter is needed. They expect people to just walk out or not show up….but good for you for looking and being professional and such….
time wasting do-it-yourself
do it yourself time wasting…. interesting concept….
I am thankful for those that are searching for off the wall stuff so that I have something to chuckle at on a monthly basis… I’m glad there are people out there who are just a little bit crazier than me…
Until next time…
Heather
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Oh, that’s funny!
I get some weird searches, too. At least 3 times a month I get “Bear Bottom Britches.” But I get a lot of spanking, poop, and pee, in one search, sickos.