And it’s time for another round of “What Are They Looking for?” where I search through the stats and chuckle over how people might have happened across my little place in cyberspace….
Here we go…
I am just too tired
You and me both, sister…
random life questions
I’ve got TONS of them… where can I get answers?
how to pee in a cup
step 1: get cup from nurse
step 2: contemplate if you really have to go
step 3: start drinking water
step 4: tell the nurse that you just don’t have to go, but you’ll go as soon as it’s time
step 5: pace around
step 6: find potty and attempt to go
step 7: curse because you had just a little to spare but you missed the cup
step 8: repeat
watch after the final rose
let me save you the time.. don’t. He’s retarded. He has issues. Both of those girls are lucky, they just don’t realize it yet.
and when a certain gentleman arrived from Rome, she wore the dress and I stayed home
story of my life… but it does prove that there is at least one more person out there beside my mother and i who knows the words to this song! How exciting!!!
best lasagna ever
that would be mine!
desperately seeking a friend
Not me! I have TONS of wonderful friends… thank goodness… I’m not sure how I would get through life without them!
different letters to your pastor
why bother with a letter? just blow up his phone calling over and over again. he’ll answer eventually
elmo underwear
yes, i have some, wanna make something of it?
giving sanity gifts
these exist? where? would anyone like to buy one for me?
hazardous burning in the kitchen
a daily occurrence for us!
i love doing laundry
good for you! now come over here and do mine… because i hate it!
in life there are very rare chances that you meet the person you love and loves you in return
well that’s depressing! fortunately, I don’t believe it! I have hope!
kids don’t remember walkmans
why would they? what’s so cool about a walkman that we would need to remember it? Because now we have no many other ways to get our music that’s not so bulky! And for the record, I never had one. I wanted one, but my parents thought differently. I had a knockoff. I’m sure it worked the same, but it wasn’t a true walkman.
leaf sucker uppers
Sometimes, I think my descriptive words are original, and then I see them in my stats… and then I’m kinda bummed…
online notes to my secret admirer
oh i would not be so high schoolish to post letters to my secret admirer on here… i’d do something more along the lines of sending cute cards to his work or leave them on his car… not that i’ve ever done anything like that before… but you know, if I was going to…that’s what i’d do
socks & underwear for Christmas
look, just deal with it. We all get them. It’s another present to open. Don’t complain. Besides, how do you think that elf feels that makes all the socks and underwear when all he hears is complaining about what he does for a living? Have some respect. He works hard.
thankful for dad
me too! (even if he doesn’t want me to drive after dark on long trips by myself…)
things you shouldn’t try at home
there are many of them… but if you have to ask, you probably shouldn’t be doing them
what to do when your pastor embarrasses you
oh that’s easy! embarrass him back. Game on!
why do they call girls underwear panties
who cares?
that’s a wrap!
Until next time…
Heather
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Does it concern anyone else that someone was searching for what to do in a “hazardous burning in kitchen” scenario? Um.. has technology fooled us to the point of no return? I sure hope the first hit they found was, “get off the computer and dial 9-1-1!” and then the 2nd.. “how to recognize poor judgement in an emergency”. LOL.
ROFL Tracy!
Back to the Bachelor show - I was blown away at what he did! Idiot. I love the fact that people were actually searching for hazardous burning in kitchen…too funny.
So I’m not the only one who has had trouble peeing in a cup? When I got my current job I had to take a drug test, and they let me start before I took it - something that, because of some bad experiences, we don’t do anymore. Anyway, I came back from lunch on my first day and the boss said, “Go take your drug test.” Except, I’d just gone to the bathroom on my break! I tried everything, even drinking a diet coke, and nothing helped. I was dry as a bone. I ended up having to go back the next day, this time first thing after breakfast!
I love it when you post these!