Wow… It’s been almost two months since I did this…

But here is where I take a brief moment to share with you some of the off the wall ways that people happen upon my little place in cyber space…

“describe your family?

crazy, insane, loving, caring, crazy… oh i mentioned that one already…

“sweating a cold out”

yeah, i’ve heard about this, but i don’t think it works… lets just hope I don’t get a cold anytime soon and have to try it…

“there once was a christmas that almost wasn’t”

well that sucks!

“amc concord wagon”

please tell me that you do not want one… perhaps you, too, were looking for a picture to share with your children so they could see that you didn’t get everything you ever wanted as a teenager?

“insane pics”

have them… lots of them…

“two people in an airplane bathroom”

two’s a crowd in this situation

“i’ve run out of gas”

i hope that you mean in a personal energy way, because if you ran out of gas in your car and you’re checking the interent to see what you need to do, you’ve got a few problems beside having no juice to make your ride run

“meanest mom in the world”

not me, but the daughter of her…

“want to be a lumberjack”

so did my son… but we’ve moved on.  He wants to be a photographer now.  Hey!  Here’s an idea… perhaps he can take pictures of you chopping wood!

“accident did not have a license was not my fault”

theoretically, it was your fault… because if you don’t have a license then you shouldn’t have been on the road… and if you weren’t on the road, then the accident wouldn’t have happened…

i used this once with the insurance company… although the accident was my fault, but the other driver did not have a license… the insurance company just wasn’t buying the fact that if he wasn’t on the road then i wouldn’t have hit him…

good luck to you!

“100 things not to say to a pastor”

…and i think I’ve said them all….

“5th and Jabip”

I know exactly where that is… it’s a hair past BFE

“ADHD and parents and sanity”

a myth…

“America is in trouble”

Tell me something I don’t know….

“are they still alive”

Who?  My children?  Yes… but it was a close call yesterday…

“beer bottom britches”

where can i get a pair of these?

“best christmas present adult diapers”

aren’t you glad that this person is NOT in your gift giving circle?

“best cordless phone to hear on?”

one that is charged

“boxers that don’t bunch”

don’t have that problem…

“busy mom seeks sanity”

you and me both sistah!

“can you purchase tickets for the hannah montana 3d on the day that you want to go”

yes.  but I HIGHLY recommend that you go to the theater to purchase them.

“can’t believe they are still alive”

me either.

“certificate of sanity”

where can I get one of these?

“has anyone found heather simpson”

i wasn’t aware she was missing

“how to look great without makeup”

pray

“i can’t believe you are the one for me”

me either

“my extroverted pastor scares me”

ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL

“oh no you’re still alive”

love you too…

“sanity and men”

ha!  when?

“who had trouble with God”

there were a few… they didn’t last long…

There you have it…  If you’ve checked your stats recently, I’d love to see how people found you!

Enjoy!

Until next time…

Heather

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