What Are They Looking For? Take 7

The kids are gone… I should be cleaning, or working, or something…

but I'm procrastinating…

And I realized it's been almost 2 months since we've checked the stats…

So here we go…

hannah montana cereal

they have this?  PLEASE, dear God! I beg of you… don't tell her…

signs you're growing up

not sure on this one, i don't think i'm exhibiting any of them…

7 men for every 1 woman

where?  perhaps I'll have a better chance of finding a husband there…

no sugar no flour no meat

sucks to be you!  i did that and thank goodness it's over!

easter story cookie

we did those last year… and if my cookies recount the story, Jesus is still in the tomb…

traffic jam had to pee

you should've peed before you left the house… next time, you'll be more prepared

anti-pta

ah… i see there are more of us out there… either that or some PTA mom is trying to figure out how we work so that they can convert us and tell us how wonderful working on the PTA is…good luck with that one

bloggin fools

that's me!

cannot pee into a doctor's cup

oh yes you can… you just need to aim better and have confidence!

children of the 90s are old now

um, no…. we're not… children of the 80s aren't old either…

coed naked peacekeeping

well, isn't that an interesting concept…i could join and wear my shirt

coincidence that i see and hear my name three times every week

i don't think so… i think it's that people use your name to address you at least three times every week… shoot, I see my name a gazillion times a day just by opening my email…

dryer keeps ticking

two thoughts:  someone left something in their pants that is now floating around in there or it's a bomb… i pray for your sake it's the former

freebird keychain

i don't have one of those, but I'm thinking i need it for my collection

gummi bears and sanity

i think they go hand in hand

he said he kinda loves me

ditch him… he either does or he doesn't… that's like saying you're kinda pregnant… you can find someone better

how to be nice to a man

not sure on that one… at least I think i know, but the lack of a husband makes me think that I still have more to learn

how would you describe your time management

non-existent

i can't believe how much i love you

honestly?  neither can i…

i can't believe i'm still alive

again, neither can i…

i can't believe that you're still around

one more time…. neither can i

i went to the hannah montanna 3D concert and i didn't have to order tickets online

WONDERFUL!  you got my advice then?

iiiiin west philadelphia born and raised

…on the playground is where i spent most of my days… chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool…i could go on, but i'll spare you

she blushes around me

she likes you…

pee in a cup in traffic

now THAT'S talent!

until next time…

Heather