
August 18th, 2008
I have to be honest and let you know that when I wrote the letter to Donnie, I really did assume he was still married.
Happily, I might add. I just like to create situations in my mind to suit me. It’s nicer that way.
But after a grueling day all around, I came home to find an email from Sara.
The subject simply said “NKOTB”
But the message?
“It’s meant to be… :)”
And then?
Oh my word. What followed was information that made me happier than the day Kenny Chesney and Renee Zelwigger split.
It was a link.
To a news story.
That announced….
DONNIE WAHLBERG IS GETTING A DIVORCE!!!!
Know why?
I’m sure it’s because he read my letter.
The power of the internet is an amazing thing.
You can read all about it here…
but back off girls…
he (and all his money) is mine.
But I’ll totally invite all of you to the wedding and to all the fabulous parties we’ll have at our mansion, and totally make them have concerts where you live so that I can come and meet you…
Until next time…
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