Fate?  A Sign? OMG!!!!

August 18th, 2008

I have to be honest and let you know that when I wrote the letter to Donnie, I really did assume he was still married.

Happily, I might add. I just like to create situations in my mind to suit me. It’s nicer that way.

But after a grueling day all around, I came home to find an email from Sara.

The subject simply said “NKOTB”

But the message?

“It’s meant to be… :)”

And then?

Oh my word.  What followed was information that made me happier than the day Kenny Chesney and Renee Zelwigger split.

It was a link.

To a news story.

That announced….

DONNIE WAHLBERG IS GETTING A DIVORCE!!!!

Know why?

I’m sure it’s because he read my letter.

The power of the internet is an amazing thing.

You can read all about it here

but back off girls…

he (and all his money) is mine.

But I’ll totally invite all of you to the wedding and to all the fabulous parties we’ll have at our mansion, and totally make them have concerts where you live so that I can come and meet you…

Until next time…

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14 Responses to “Fate? A Sign? OMG!!!!”

  1. AvatarJ
    1

    You are so incredibly cute.

    I totally am coming to hang out at your McMansion.

    Js last blog post..That’s not my nose, it’s a false one.

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  2. AvatarConnie
    2

    The Gods have surely smiled on you my friend!!! Woo Hoo!
    Connie

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  3. AvatarMidlife Mama
    3

    Ooooooh how cool is that?!? I love how you included his money in there. Is that what they call menage a trois (sp?) — You, Donny, and his money?!? LOL Jus’ kidding.

    So, if you had kids with him, you’d have to have five, and name them each with the initials NKOTB

    N = Nick
    K = Kevin
    O = Ummm…. Otis?
    T = Tom
    B = Becky

    There ya go! LOL

    Midlife Mamas last blog post..Stuff and Junk

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  4. AvatarMidlife Mama
    4

    Ooops sorry. Last post had the wrong url on it for my site. Here’s the right one! :-P
    Midlife Mamas last blog post..No matter how you slice it, it’s still an F-word.

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  5. AvatarCutupthecards
    5

    I’ll be checking my mailbox for the wedding invitation!

    Cutupthecardss last blog post..WaMu Woes!

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  6. AvatarCathy | Mommy Motivation
    6

    LOL. You made my day. I think that’s the first time today I’ve laughed out loud! IMO, all he needed was to know you were available. Lucky guy.

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  7. AvatarLouise
    7

    Ya never know what fate could bring ya!

    Louises last blog post..Paula Dean’s Cajun Seafood Balls Appetizer Recipe

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  8. AvatarLizz @ Yes, and So is My Heart
    8

    Oh, now that is funny.

    Lizz @ Yes, and So is My Hearts last blog post..A New Olympic Sport

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  9. AvatarAnnabelle@Christian Momma
    9

    You’re funny!

    Annabelle@Christian Mommas last blog post..Camping

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  10. AvatarSara
    10

    It’s fate!!!!! I’ll have you know that my husband thought I was a complete lunatic when I’m sitting there muttering to myself.. what’s Heather’s email, she’s gotta see this.. crap, I’ll just find her blog… she’s going to freak. He was like.. what is WRONG with you? LOL

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  11. AvatarHeather @ Not a DIY Life
    11

    That is one wedding I will not want to miss!!

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  12. AvatarBecki @ Introverts.net
    12

    I’m happy for you. :) But in the link you shared to the Yahoo news story…Donnie is STILL wearing that SAME suit in the video. I mean come on people!

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  13. AvatarChristina
    13

    Great blog and hello from “All Mediocre” :)
    Christinas last blog post..This is low, even for you PETA.

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  14. AvatarMelissa
    14

    I actually did think about you when I read the news! That’s some powerful mojo you’re cookin’ around here!

    Melissas last blog post..Never put off until Monday

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