I came home to the hubs ready to take down a tree. After nagging him about being on a ladder and notching it out without anyone here, he said he was just waiting on Thing 1 so it would fall in the right spot.
Me: I just don’t see how it’s not going to fall on the power line or phone line.
The Hubs: That’s why I’m waiting on Thing 1. Have some faith.
Me: If I lose power or internet, I’m leaving.
The Hubs: Well I love you too.
Me: I meant to go to Panera. I have work to do.
I have video of the tree falling…not in the place where it was supposed to and becasue I don’t post certain words on my blog, facebook, etc. I can’t share it, however I did send it to my mother with the caption, “This is why I pay good money for my iPhone… to capture life’s little moments.”
And then after the tree had come down and was chopped up and hauled away…. (we have such hard working boys!)
Thing 3: (In a very concerned, almost mournful voice) It’s going to be so hard to look and not see this tree anymore.
The Hubs: Why? (Shocked at the comment) It’s a half dead tree.
Thing 2: Why not wait until it’s fully dead? I mean, we don’t knock off old people.
I couldn’t make this stuff up if I tried.
Until next time…