Ok. So not really. Who knows when this will actually be posted. I'm writing at a cruising altitude of 38,000 feet but because I refuse to pay $9.99, I don't have access to the inflight wifi to actually post it.

Or check Facebook. Because that's normally what I do when I'm killing time. Just keep pulling down on the iPhone screen waiting to see what others are posting or stalking catching up with some of my favorite peeps.

But not today. Today I am blogging about nothing wondering where I will find wifi to post this. We're staying in what may or may not be a roach motel in Miami. I say that because some reviews were horrible. Others said its great for a night. My philosophy is we get in at 11pm and are leaving first thing in the morning. I don't need a $200 a night hotel. The fact that I have a bed, continental breakfast in the morning, and a free airport and port shuttle for $70 makes me happy.

Seriously.

While I love everything about Premier Christian Cruises, the hotels and transportation they offer would've cost us an additional $350 at a minimum. Is most of that convenience?

Yes.

I was raised to put forth a little more effort and save some cash.

Now I can bring my children home souvenirs.

You're welcome Things 1-4!

So I'm just praying we have the experience that those who gave it 3 stars had. (Update since we've arrived. Lets just say it's good for one night. Don't plan your whole vacation around it. And tile floors? Really? So glad I brought socks!)

I'm so restless on flights. It's only an hour and 40 minutes but I never know what to do without Internet. Most of my iPad games require Internet and the others I don't really feel like playing.

I could talk with the hubs but its so loud and I'm so hard of hearing anyway I feel like we're screaming. I want to sleep but I'm so excited. I tried to get into the sneak peek of Smash they are showing but I couldn't. Not sure why since I like shows with singing but it just didn't strike me as exciting.

If I were home, I'd be watching Revenge.

So I'm jamming out to the Pitch Perfect soundtrack (thank you Thing 2 for purchasing with your iTunes gift cards.). I love this movie. If fact, we love it so much that I bought it. It will be delivered to Thing 2 this week while I'm gone for Valentine's Day. It's aca-awesome. (Unless you've seen the movie that last comment will be lost on you.)

There is one empty seat on this plane. It's the one right next to me. I can't tell you how exciting that is. I actually have some elbow room.

We got to Raleigh tonight about 5 and had dinner with my friend Lisa and her husband, Duck (not his real name.) you'd never know we hadn't seen each other in years. It was sooooo nice to catch up. They both have such a large role in my story.

Forty minutes left on this flight. The hubs is playing a game on his phone and he keeps elbowing me. But I'm not saying anything. I'm being nice. But know he's saving the universe over there and with a vengeance I might add.

Oh! I got patted down in airport security. Not that its exciting but had never happened before. Turns out the button on my jeans set it off. Must be that these are an expensive brands of jeans gifted to me because my el cheapos have never required another woman to put her hands all over me. I'm not going to lie…I look pretty good in my new clothes if I do say so myself!

I'll have to thank Cindy for the bonus that came with the jeans. (She left today for the biggest loser ranch in Malibu and since she's planning on coming back 100lbs lighter, I got a brand new to me wardrobe.)

I cannot sit still listening to this soundtrack mom grooving all over the place.

And yes, in case you're wondering, I have mad amounts of cash stuffed in my brazier. (Is that how it's spelled?) regardless….it itches.

The flight attendants keep walking by checking for trash. They keep eyeing my apple juice. I'm not done yet. And I'll finish every last drop. That apple juice cost me about 80 bucks.

And I love apple juice. Almost as much as I love sunny d.

With that, I'm signing off. Between the bumps, the galaxy warrior over here with the elbow and the hovering flight attendant trying to swipe my apple juice prematurely I'm finding it hard to focus…

Which is why I started this blog post in the first place!

Until next time….