April 29, 2008
- Law & Order: Cranky Child Unit
In Roanoke, Virginia's war on good parenting, the worst crankiest criminal offenders kids are pursued by the detectives of the Mom Squad. These are their stories. (…)
April 26, 2008
- Opening Day…
Today is opening day for my daughter's softball team. The one in which, I, by name only, am the head coach. (…)
- Remote Possibilities
While I calculate, draw, notify, and announce the winners of the week's contests… let's talk about the remote control situations in your home. (…)
April 25, 2008
- I can't believe I missed it….
You know how you feel when you look at the calendar and realize that you missed the birthday of someone who is very important to you? (…)
April 24, 2008
- Please don't be embarrassed…
I treated myself to getting my nails done tonight. I've had a pretty emotionally draining week and thought that it would be a good pick me up. (…)
April 23, 2008
- Another Day Another Giveaway, New Kids Style
So, if you're new here, you might not know about my not-so-secret-anymore obsession…
I am a blockhead.
And by blockhead, I mean, I'm a fan, still, of the New Kids on the Block. (…)
April 22, 2008
- Who Knew Mud Could Be So Fun?
Last night it was raining. But what else is new? It's been raining for what seems like forever. (…)
April 19, 2008
- Maybe I should buy a lottery ticket….
It was suggested yesterday that I may have started a winning streak… and that perhaps I should buy a lottery ticket.
Wanna know why? (…)
April 18, 2008
- How to put on a funeral…in pictures!
A short (no seriously, I promise) background on the pictures in this post…
Rhoda killed a rabbit yesterday. (…) - Just because you can, doesn't mean you should…
I should be grateful that I get anything at all for Mother's Day. Really, I should be. (…)
April 17, 2008
- I'm a blockhead, are you?
Didn't someone used to call Charlie Brown a blockhead, or am I thinking of some other random cartoon character?
Oh, it doesn't matter. (…) - Can you justify this?
Let's just say that I've gained a little more weight than I've wanted to since I quit smoking, broke up with the ex, started working at home, <insert every other excuse in the book here>. (…)
April 13, 2008
- Have I mentioned them lately?
No…
I haven't….
Not since the 5th… and today is the 13th… so it's been awhile…
Have you heard the new single they are coming out with? (…)
April 12, 2008
- That's Going to Leave a Mark…
Last night Matthew and I watched We Are Marshall (because Samara couldn't be bothered with it) and then afterwards, because it was late, we all piled into my bed to watch Alvin and Chipmunks. (…)
April 10, 2008
- The World is controlled by…
…13 year old girls with babysitting money and cell phones. (…)
April 8, 2008
- A big ol' oopsie… and the answers…
I was tired when I posted last night.
I was frustrated.
I was glad the day was over. (…)
April 7, 2008
- Monday Monday
The Mamas and Papas sang this song and maybe it's because I'm tired… but I don't get it.
Have you ever looked at the lyrics?
I don't get it. (…) - If you aren't crashing, you aren't skiing…
Please know that I am not going skiing any time soon, nor have I just come from skiing… this memory arrived today at some point and I feel compelled to tell you about it. (…)
April 5, 2008
- War paint…
Makeup has never been a big thing for me.
Well, it was… when I wasn't allowed to wear it.
I can remember in the 5th grade taking a blue crayon to my eyelid to get a little hue there. (…) - Dork and proud of it….
I find it only fitting to talk about the New Kids on my 500th post. If I spoke of my children or my dog, I would appear normal.
Let me assure you, I am NOT normal. (…)
